Solomonster

What's this?! An American oil company shit in somebody else's back yard and found it to be unprofitable to clean up after themselves?! Unthinkable! Call the Board of Directors!

They're not available, you say?? Ohhh, they're all in the goddam whitehouse, you say. Ahhh... say no more!

[Come ON. If shitting in our own backyard doesn't get our attention, what makes the AP think this qualifies as news? How could this be news to people so catatonic they don't even give a shit about their own well-being? Come on, Associated Press, gimme some real action: Haven't you got any news on what books the preznit appears to be reading, but no one ever actually sees him read? Or what's the First Lady up to, today? Put a gaggle of reporters on Babs & Jenna and get us some real goddam news that affects our lives! And no more hurricanes, come to think of it, either! I've had enough of hurricanes! Just lemme stick my head back in the sand and get on with handing my hard-earned life-savings over to Republicans who've got the right connections to rewrite the laws, okay!]

Yes, kind of a shitty morning, now that you ask...