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Behind the Eavesdropping Story, a Loud Silence - New York Times

Huh?

My life, my heart, my air, my Everything.

Hay! Here's another one I like! This was at Disney World's Disney Boardwalk? Or maybe Downtown Disney? You get the drift.

I like this pic, too.

1/5 sec. @ F3.2 & ISO 100 (... and a flash?! How odd! I've been trying different things with dialing down the power of the flash. Maybe that's why there's so little evidence of it, here?)

Eee! the new cam came, today! How exciting! This thing is thrilling. It focuses where I want, the zoom is very fast, it's fast to boot up and be ready to shoot (Quick Draw McSnappity-SnapSnapSnap!), and it's got a bunch of fucking buttons here with what looks like Mayan writing next to each one. I wonder what inspired Canon to use Mayan symbology... :-)

... and he's even smiling!

What a great use of depth of field to focus on this Italian Greyhound's eyes! Her nose is pretty blurry, but by the time you get up to her black eyes (a mighty short distance with an Italian Greyhound, I tell you what) she's sharp and clear and you can even see the clouds reflected in her eyes.

FWIW: Johnny Knoxville is still retarded.

Yeah, I know what Brandon's going through: I have this problem all the time. People find it distracting and have trouble keeping eye-contact with me.

Yep.

Perhaps not surprisingly, I'm in the market for a new point/shoot camera. My old one is showing its age and is just fucking frustrating in so many ways! Maybe I get my nose too close to the pics, but the quality is just irritating; it's slow to write pics to the SD media; the shutter lag is crippling, as with all point/shoots of its day; and I guess a few other smaller things, too.

Anyway, I was vascillating between a higher-end prosumer point/shoot camera and a bottom-end DSLR camera. Ultimately, it came down to size/weight. (I bet this is about the only place you're going to find someone extoling Canon's Powershot S2 IS for its size!) I love carrying my camera with me everywhere. If I went to a Nikon D-50, though, I really couldn't do that. That was the one argument that I couldn't get away from. As Derrick Story quoted in one of his earlier podcasts, regarding which camera is the best camera for you: "The best camera for you is the one that you have with you to take pictures." Pretty simple! Pretty true!

posted by Charlie  # 12/15/2005 11:14:00 AM 0 Comments

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Radical Vixen is a "kinky hippie activist who talks dirty on the phone."  She's a phone sex operator, and her blog is quite an entertaining read.  In this posting, she describes how different kinds of men sound when they orgasm:

 

The Sounds of Cumming

I hear a lot of guys cum. Over the years I’ve noticed how certain types of people tend to cum in similar ways. My observances:

Adult babies tend to cum quiet and cum quick. The build up may last for hours-mind you it takes time to change a diaper-but when the orgasm hits they’re usually only good for a couple of moans before they’re done.

Doggie boys often bark when they cum. I hear more big dog barks rather than little dog whimpers.

I like to order bondage lovers to use a ball gag when they masterbate. They ‘mmphf’ ‘mmphf’ when the big O hits.

Guys that are hard up for a release pant at the end. They gasp for breath afterwards, like they’ve been holding in their orgasm for weeks. (some have)

Shy men who whisper thru the whole call often perk up at the end. The sounds of their orgasm tends to be the loudest sound they make the whole time we’re talking. Immediately after they whisper a goodbye and hang up.

British men sound dignified when they cum, almost poetic.

Cum sluts are fun to listen to when they climax. They moan and moan and moan. And then moan some more. Their moans are almost campy, like they’re trying out for an Orgasm Oscar. I often turn down my phone volume while they’re going.

Incest callers often whimper when they cum. Sometimes they whine “mommmmy” too.

Southern men tend to sound gruff when cumming. Their moans sound gravely.

Some guys give a loud puff when they spurt. Then they immediately start talking about their day as if we didn’t just have a steamy conversation. (I enjoy this because it’s fascinating to find out about the rest of their lives.)

Elderly men have a recovery time after orgasm where they catch their breath and rest a bit. They tend to grunt and wheeze as they squirt.

The toughest orgasms are performed by the guys who want to eat their own jizz. After the orgasm hits the desire to eat their sperm fades quickly. So they have to eat their cum while still in the act of cumming. They definitely have good coordination considering they need to hold the phone, stroke their cock, scoop up the cum and eat it while continuing the stroking to keep cumming. Add to this the act of directing the sperm so as not to stain the sheets for wifey to see and you could have a new Olympic event. Extra credit should be awarded for not dropping, or cumming on, the phone.

What a liesurely afternoon I had, yesterday! Driving back from a liesurely lunch w/my posse, I stopped to help a guy push his stalled truck out of the intersection and got back to my car only to find my keys locked inside in the ignition, with the car still running! Things got even more liesurely when I discovered that while waiting for the tow truck to come break into my car, my car had guzzled all of its fucking gas. Of course, I really hunkered down and got liesurely when I noticed the headlights had gone out because the battery ran down without any more gas to drink, while waiting for the tow truck to come open the car door. Yes, a liesurely, 33-degree, windy as hell afternoon. Lovely.

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