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Saturday, April 30, 2005

What's wrong with me?

8:30pm rolls around after a mediocre/fair Friday and I was fucking
exhausted! I was ready for bed, checked out. I wanted a little snack
before bed, that turned in to a movie ("Auto Focus" w/ Greg Kinnear
about how Bob Crane's dick ruined his life, it was pretty good but such
a downer.), and by the time I had reached the end of the movie I was all
lit and ready to rock and roll! I made some nachos, I fixed the sink, I
mopped the fucking floor, I found the weed-whacker out in the garage, I
went to fucking town, dude. What the fuck was I doing in town at
midnight, anyway? Fuck if I know.

(The week-whacker's kind of a funny story:
Leslie: We should ask Jim to borrow his edger.
Me: We've got a weed-whacker. At least, we did.
Leslie: We do?
Me: Sure we do. I saw the mount that came with it, out in the
garage when I was cleaning up there, today, so I know I didn't imagine
it. But I wonder where the weed-whacker, itself went...
Leslie: Really?
Me: Yep...

So, this has been a constant drain on my subconcious, disrupting my
purity of essence and shit. (huh-huh, I crack me up.) finally I got a
bug up my ass, tonight after midnight. So, during a commercial break
from "Modern Marvels: Garage Gadgets" I walked out into the garage and
took a look at that goddam whacker mount. Know what I saw? The fucking
weed whacker hanging on the goddam mount. Poor blind Charlie!)

posted by Charlie # 4/30/2005 01:13:00 AM 0 Comments

Holy Hula Hoops!

I'm watching Cirque du Soleiel from last weekend's Cirqathon on Bravo,
and this hula-hoop girl, besides stirring completely inappropriate
thoughts about her skin-tight costome and the way she keeps those
hula-hoops in the air, moves with unbelievable grace and the flexibility
of a rubber hose! Wow. No wonder Cirque du Soleil blows me away. I
love those shows.

posted by Charlie # 4/30/2005 01:08:00 AM 0 Comments

Henry's Not Impressed w/ Hollywood Sequels

"Meet the Fokkers? No, FUCK the FOKKERS." There! I like that!

http://live.video.rainbow-media-online.com/video.jsp?video_id=665&template_id=1&subcategory_id=41

posted by Charlie # 4/30/2005 01:03:00 AM 0 Comments

The Problem w/ "News" Today

Henry Rollins is mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore! Check out his film show on Independent Film Channel. This is a sample clip for that show. It's short, watch it.

http://live.video.rainbow-media-online.com/video.jsp?video_id=963&template_id=1&subcategory_id=41

posted by Charlie # 4/30/2005 12:47:00 AM 0 Comments

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Zonker

Zonker died about 8 months ago, but I still miss him.

(via my Blackberry)

posted by Charlie # 4/17/2005 12:11:00 PM 1 Comments

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Bushi, cheneyi, and rumsfeldi are the new beetles

Eee! Very exciting! Thx to Rob for this EXCELLENT news and congradulations to our leaders who richly deserve this honor: They've had 3 species of slime-mould beetles named after them! Stand up and cheer!

posted by Charlie # 4/14/2005 09:31:00 AM 0 Comments

Friday, April 08, 2005

Outsourcing Not So Good For Bank's Customers

An Indian call center's employees Hacked US bank accounts from the inside, and nobody noticed internally until people started calling asking for their stolen money to be returned. A foreign call ctr. may not have been the best move for Citibank. Hey... I wonder where my munny is...?

posted by Charlie # 4/08/2005 08:17:00 AM 0 Comments