Solomonster

What a liesurely afternoon I had, yesterday! Driving back from a liesurely lunch w/my posse, I stopped to help a guy push his stalled truck out of the intersection and got back to my car only to find my keys locked inside in the ignition, with the car still running! Things got even more liesurely when I discovered that while waiting for the tow truck to come break into my car, my car had guzzled all of its fucking gas. Of course, I really hunkered down and got liesurely when I noticed the headlights had gone out because the battery ran down without any more gas to drink, while waiting for the tow truck to come open the car door. Yes, a liesurely, 33-degree, windy as hell afternoon. Lovely.

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